Okay so I understand.
You think I am cool.
You think I am attractive.
You want to get to know me.
BUT if one of you guys asks me ONE more time to come over to watch Netflix....
I WILL stab.
Seriously, how many times do I have to say no? How many times do you want to be rejected? Also, for the record I am not leading these guys to believe that I am easy. I am very very clear about my feelings towards movie nights with the "I hardly even know you" types. I make it known that I am not the bootycall type...anything after 10pm... NO. At least buy me an Italian dinner and a bottle of wine. Then take me to your house...Damn.
What makes men think that they can just have a woman come over and "watch a movie" at the drop of a hat?! Oh wait...probably the women that actually go over!!! That's fine. I mean do what you want, I am all for women doing whatever they please. Just next time you go over to a strange mans house to watch a movie...
Actually watch the movie.
Make the guy pop some popcorn. Or make him drive to Von's to buy you a king size Reese's and a pint of gelato. Hell if you want Chinese food make him order in!!!
Just please.... If he unzips his pants as you're crying to the end of the Notebook... Please leave. Don't you dare!!! Because that ladies is why these single 20 something males think Netflix is just another way of asking for a BJ....
And I am tired... So very tired of the late night requests...I will only blow you when you deserve it.
Okay that was my little rant. Good night! I have never been so happy to be alone in my bed right now. And yes... I ate a pint of coffee toffee crunch earlier so that helps the situation greatly...
-Sky