Thursday, May 8, 2014

Needy Neds

I am not a picky person when it comes to men.
I love big personalities, artsy types, smart men, funny men, tall men, little men...
However I do have a few "deal breakers".
1. Do not text me with "gangsta" slang
2, Please do not call everything "gay" when looking for a negative
3. Please do not be afraid of sweat.  (I already dated the gamer guy. I need adventure!)
Last but not least...
4. DO NOT BE NEEDY

I have been bombarded recently with an entirely new species of men... needy men.
Okay so some men will double text... but paragraphs confessing their need to get to know me or date me? Texting me again. And again. And again. 

"Hey"
"Good morning"
"What's up"
"Good night"
"Goodmorning"

Trust me I love attention just as much as the next girl. However, these past couple of guys need therapy. or to just go away...or need to begin reading "The Dating Guide for Clueless Men". There is a balance out there, trust me...text me but please wait for a reply. If I don't reply in a certain amount of time, I am probably busy. Damn, maybe I'm at work or doing my hair or HEY maybe on the POTTY. I may sound harsh, or rude, or ungrateful for the kind compliments and greetings...However, I am not. I just am allergic to this type of man....the needy man.


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